Extremerightwingalitus
Doctor Ibrahim:
Sit down sir what can I
do for you?
Have you come to get an annual
jab for the flu?
Patient:
No it’s not that, it’s
hard to explain
Doctor Ibrahim:
Tell me, what is it then?
Are you in pain?
Patient:
No not exactly, it’s
just…… I feel strange
It’s like I’m going through
some sort of change
Doctor Ibrahim:
Oh dear, please tell me
then what’s wrong
Quick as you can though,
I haven’t got long
Patient:
Well, it’s like this;
just lately I’ve been
Having strong urges to
vent my spleen
And shout horrid things
to the man next door
I tell you I’ve never
felt like this before
Doctor Ibrahim:
Hmm..Can you tell me,
what sort of things?
Patient:
It’s like an alarm in my
head that rings
And tells me the man
that’s living next door
And his family should NOT
BE HERE ANYMORE!
Doctor Ibrahim:
Please try to be calm,
there’s no need to shout
Take a deep breath, and
breathe slowly out
And tell me, when did these
“Urges” first start?
Patient:
Bloody FOREIGNERS!
Tearing this country apart!
Doctor Ibrahim:
I beg your pardon, are
you talking to me?
Patient:
You and your kind should
be chucked in the sea
You might be a doctor but
I can still tell
That you’re not one of
US; you’re a MUSLIM as well
Doctor Ibrahim:
HOW DARE YOU? Get out of
my surgery NOW!
Patient:
Come on then mate if you
fancy a row
You believe every word of
that disgusting text
You’ll be calling me
“Islamaphobic” next
You lot are not wanted,
go back to your holes
You’ve ruined MY country;
you and the POLES!
Doctor Ibrahim:
Good morning can you get
me the police?
And tell them to come to
my surgery please?
Yes I’m afraid there’s
another one here
And he’s getting more
agitated I fear
Patient:
Don’t worry; I’m going I
won’t be back
I’m not a racist, my best
mate’s black
Doctor Ibrahim:
It’s alright; he’s gone
there’s no need to come
Yes here’s his address, just
in case he’s gone home
No of course I’m not certain
he’s broken the law
But I’m afraid I’m seeing
this more and more
That look of blind hatred
I saw on his face
Leads me to conclude it’s
yet one more case
Of Rightwingalitus an
extreme one for sure
I hope one day that we’ll
find a cure
‘Till then let me tell
you, though it pains me to say
This frightening phenomenon
looks certain to stay
